Happy Birthday George!

George likes birthdays about as much as Dave the dog does.

So...

Everyone has snow and ice right now. I am not the only one who need salt or ice melt. I know this, and I expected to have to really search for it. In the quest for ice melt, I stopped at Lowe's and searched the store. Of course I couldn't find anyone to ask if they had it or not. After walking the entire store and not seeing any, I headed to customer service to try and pin some one down and ask.

When I got to the counter, there were several people milling around and one harried looking clerk. I heard someone ask if they had salt and she responded "NO". "We aren't getting any in either. We won't have any more. WE ARE DONE WITH SALT."

Excuse me? Done with salt? It isn't even the end of January yet. Well, I guess she hasn't heard the forecast, 3 - 5 inches more snow on Monday. Too bad we aren't done with the snow!

Don't do this at home, or your office.

I honestly don't know what to say about this guy, except he probably doesn't think its as funny as I do. It does serve him right though, wasting paper like that!

HULK IS ANGRY NOW

I sure hope the boys don't want one of these for Christmas, I don't think I could bring myself to buy it. And I have bought a lot of gross things before, but this takes the cake. I can't decide if those floating things are brains or boogers. This is fascinating in a sick sort of way.

Does anyone really care about this guy anymore?

I feel vaguely insulted by this. I am not sure why, I never really was into the Beatles. Sure I liked their some of their music, but I was never a rabid fan. Not like some people I know who still light a candle on the anniversary of John Lennon's death. I hear he wasn't such a nice guy either.

Anyway, be sure if you are interested to get those things mailed by the 20th! I guess he has so much to do taping those Thomas the Tank engine videos, Oh wait, he doesn't do those anymore. Maybe he is busy recording some new music, nope not doing that either. Maybe he has to hurry out and count his money. Probably type up a new price chart for his autograph collectibles business.

The perfect employee

As most of you know, my husband works on the radio. He has been employed in the radio business in one way or another for many years. He started at the local station in Leitchfield, Ky when he was 14. He loooooves radio. He also loves dedicated employees. When I saw this video, I instantly thought of him. I think he would hire this guy in a minute if he spoke English. I don't know, as dedicated as this guy is, he might hire him anyway.