There is a 49% chance you will be amused.

After spending 3 days at home with kids and snow, I have decided to answer questions around my house with a meteorologists precision. In other words everything is going to get a prediction chance. Can you go outside and play in the snow again? There is a 32% chance you hung your coat and mittens up last time so there is only a 24% chance everything is dry enough to go back out. Do you want a cookie? 89% chance you will get the one you want. You want to play another hour of halo? 32 % chance that will happen.

There is a slight chance of a misunderstanding occurring, but my latest computer models don't show it to be serious. I expect by the middle of the week, my household will be completely put out with me. But I don't care, the 7 day forecast shows me a 100% chance I will be amused.